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  • mini dick cookies in various shades, scattered outside bag.
  • a black bag with a clear panel, displaying the penis shape cookies
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Bag of Dicks

Bag of Dicks

Regular price $24.95
Regular price Sale price $24.95
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Size *does* matter:

For those days when you need to tell someone to eat a dick. (Like, FOR REAL.)

 Soft, chewy, and sweet-AF, our bag of dicks cookie packs are chockas with the kind of stuff you wouldn't expect to enjoy when there’s a shlong in your mouth.
With a silky fondant finish in chocolate, vanilla, and caramel shades, these dicks are THE perfect gag gift. (No pun intended.)

+ GET SOME D(elivery)

CHOOSE YOUR TREAT
Select your faves (or build your own gift box) and add to your cart. Add a personalised card to feel extra smug.
PICK YOUR DATE
Choose your dispatch date from our calendar at checkout. Circle the date in your diary. Buy some milk.
STALK YOUR POSTIE
Track your Express Post order via Australia Post. Roll out the welcome mat. Get ready to snack like a batch!

+ OOH, ALLERGENS!

Heads up: Our cookies contain wheat, gluten, soy, eggs, and dairy. They may also contain traces of any form of nuts. (Please note: We really wanted to make a joke here, but we decided to be grown-ups about it.)
Standard cookie ingredients may include Wheat Flour (Plain or Self-Raising), Vegetable Oil, Butter, Sugar, Eggs, and Fondant Icing. Standard fondant icing ingredients may include Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water, (Sustainable) Palm Oil, Humectant, Emulsifier, Stabiliser, Preservative (202, 220), and Flavouring.

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